Screw you Austin, with your under-stocked grocery stores and shitty parking lots. Had to park out in the boondocks with the rest of these schmucks :( #IDontThinkINeedGroceriesThisBadly #why #ugh
|—||Aldous Huxley, Brave New World (via skeletongarden)|
need to hire someone to take my makeup off for me at night when im sleepy and gently wash my face and place me carefully back in bed
Omg you have no idea
I’m funnier in person, I swear…..
At least, I think I am.
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Was trying to take a photo of our new 2D Christmas tree when my kitty decided to jump in and become the star
IT LOOKS SO HAPPY.
Lilly Christine aka. "The Cat Girl"..
Showin’ off her claws!